Un bot cretin

Un bot cretin

Se face c? eu am dou? ID-uri de mess. Unul e vechi, altul e nou. Pe ?la vechi nu intru decât la Cr?ciun ?i la Pa?te s? v?d dac? mai am ceva acolo ?i s? mai dau ni?te ignore-uri (îmi e lene s? le dau la to?i odat?).

Era o zi ca oricare alta, doar c? trecuse ceva de când nu mai intrasem pe vechiul meu ID. A?a c? am sim?it nevoia s? intru pe mess pe acel ID. Ca s? vezi, surpriz?: Miranda Fager (ce nume are ?i asta) m? adaug? în list?.

Cine dracu’ o fi ?i asta? Dau pe Google. Apare una pe Facebook. În fine, dau accept. Mai demult foloseam ID-ul pentru un MLM în care m? b?gasem ?i m-am gândit s-o fi trezit ?i asta dup? 2 ani… Când nici m?car nu mai era valabil.

Gagica era online. Cum numele era cam tâmpit (str?in), am zis s? o iau în englez? ?i îi bag un Hello. Îmi apare c? cic? scrie la tastatur?. Eu îmi fac treaba. Mai verific din când în când. Nici dup? 15 minute nu a r?spuns. Sign out.

Ast?zi, de curiozitate, hai s? intru din nou pe ID-ul vechi (de?i nu a venit Cr?ciunul). Gagica e online. Ia uite aici discu?ie purtat? cu “individa”, care era de fapt un bot jegos:

Berilac: hello
Miranda Fager: Hello there.. My name is Gina.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)
Berilac: oh, i see
Miranda Fager: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Berilac: guess :P
Miranda Fager: Nice Im 24 years old i’m going to school in California.. Can i ask you a question?
[ca ?i cum eu tre întreb ce zi e azi ?i tu îmi spui c? plou?]
Berilac: it’s somewhere in the east
Miranda Fager: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[am zis c? po?i s? m? întrebi?]
Berilac: you are a fucking bot
Miranda Fager: so yea i’m lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?
[?i, te-a întrebat cineva dac? e?ti lonely?]
Berilac: i don’t think so
Miranda Fager: ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected
Berilac: you suck
Miranda Fager: ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..
Berilac: go shoot yourself
Miranda Fager: lol ok goto [un link unde probabil z?cea un virus de c?cat] and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.
Berilac: jump over the window and see what happens
Berilac: have u already jumped ?
Miranda Fager: Don’t worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Berilac: Don’t worry stupid its free to jump all you have to do is to open the window and… jump
Miranda Fager: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i’m ready for u now
Berilac: You will be flyin’ baby
Berilac: flyin…
Berilac: did u know that u suck ?
Berilac: i’m telling u right know : u suck suck suck
Berilac: YOU SUCK!
Miranda Fager: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…
Berilac: I think you should put them on your head and walk out like this
Berilac: in the meanwhile, as i said before, YOU SUCK
Berilac: YOU SUCK, SHUT THE FUCK UP :)
Berilac: have u died ?
Berilac: you suck suck suck suck
Berilac: Miranda Fager is typing…
Berilac: Miranda Fager is sucking…
Berilac: I’m gonna write on my blog about your sucking :)

Concluzia b?nuiesc c? a?i tras-o singurei: nu da?i add. ID-ul e julietatolmanXYZT. XYZT sunt ni?te cifre. Nu vi le-m dat exact pentru c? sigur are multe variante.

Hai pa!