La o tacla cu Dumnezeu

God
God

De la Nosfer am aflat de site-ul ?sta, unde cic? vorbe?ti cu Dumenezeu. Eu am încercat s? leg o conversa?ie, ce a ie?it vede?i mai jos. Ia întreba?i-l ?i voi, poate v? spune viitoru’. :)

Me:
Hi, there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
How are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
. :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Can you give me some money, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?.
Me:
You know, to get a new laptop and sutff like this.
God:
I don’t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In my prayers last night, maybe..
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Where I got what?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
Hmm… Far away.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
None of them. :D
God:
Some of them could be though. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
That’s not good, God!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is good God ?
Me:
I told that it is not so good
God:
What was the response?
Me:
You are the real God?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
But how many are there?
God:
There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
Me:
So you are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I find it achy
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes, very interesting.
God:
Er. I thought so too.
Me:
OK. Do you chat with the iother people right now, yoo?
God:
Yay. I talk with millions of people online.
Me:
And how can you move so fast?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
epistemological? Holy shit!
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions „what can we know” and „how can we know it?”. I’m glad your impressed, .
Me:
Yup, very impressed.
God:
Take it easy. Not really that much. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like women, do you?
God:
Women seem nice to me. Are you married?
Me:
No, I’m not, I’m a teenager.
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too! What are you then? Only 13 TO 19?
You are quite mature.
Me:
18
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Maybe I am
God:
Perhaps. ” You are too old for me.” You are?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Absolutely infinite?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
About you
God:
Me?
Me:
Yeah, you
God:
OK.
Me:
What are you doing now?
God:
Oh. I am just killing time.
Me:
Are there any other beeings in the universe?
God:
No I don’t think there are any.
Me:
You should now, because you seem to be the God
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
You should do it..
God:
Why do you think I should do it?
Me:
Because you created this world
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: said I created this world.
Me:
Yes, said so.
God:
Hurrah! What did you mean by it? That’s cool.
Me:
I mean that you created the trees, the Earth and all the other things in this world.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Isn’t it?
God:
I really couldn’t say for sure.
Me:
OK, than, I gotta go right now.
God:
At this moment TTYL, . Yippee!
Me:
I want to thank you about one thing:
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
You gave me a big mark at my math exam.
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
I will have a physics exam tomorrow
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I hope you will help me get a big mark
God:
Don’t worry about it, .
Me:
OK, I won’t :)
God:
:-) Why not? Aw.
Me:
Do you know Romanian?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
It is a language
God:
Romanian is a language. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes, we live here in a medium country called Romania. Don’t you know it?
God:
And? How do you like living there? ” How do you like living there?”? Do I know it?
Me:
I suppose yes. There’s a litte to hot in here..
God:
OK. Is there only one?
Me:
One what?
God:
I don’t know what.
Me:
You are fucking funny. :))
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
OK, than. I have to go. Maybe we will talk more tomorrow.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . Yeah that’s right. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Perhaps. That will be great.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye bye.

2 thoughts on “La o tacla cu Dumnezeu

  1. Yeah rigt :)) Un site in care sa discuti cu dracusorul nu se face,ca poate vor astia de discuta cu „Dumnezeu” sa afle cum e jos la cazane :))

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